How to Convince Your Family to Switch to a Bidet (Without Sounding Weird)

Let’s face it—there are some awkward conversations in life. The birds and the bees, finances, politics at Thanksgiving... and now, convincing your family that washing their butts with water instead of just wiping with paper is a fantastic idea. Sounds weird, right? But trust me—it's 2025, and bidets are officially the best thing you didn’t know you needed.

1. Start with the Facts — Not the Sprays

First, hit them with undeniable truths:

• Cleaner is Better: Ask your family, "If you had peanut butter on your hand, would you just wipe it off with paper?" Exactly. Bidets provide a cleaner, fresher experience.

• Save the Trees: Americans alone use billions of toilet paper rolls each year. Mention casually, "Unless we're secretly funding deforestation, maybe we should rethink our habits."

• Cost Effective: Calculate how much your household spends annually on TP. Show your family the number, and watch the eyebrows rise. Suddenly, washing starts sounding a lot smarter.

2. Address the Elephant in the Bathroom: “Isn't That... Gross?”

Bidets are anything but gross. They're hands-free, sanitary, and—dare we say—refreshing. Remind skeptics that millions globally already use bidets daily. Europe? Check. Japan? Totally. Even your Aunt Susan who just got back from Italy swears by them.

3. Ease Them In — No Need for Full Spa Mode Yet

Introduce the idea gently with a simple bidet attachment (like the trusty Samodra Classic 6.0). You don’t have to jump straight to heated seats or luxurious air dryers right away. Frame it like this: "Let’s just try it for a week—if you hate feeling clean, we’ll stop."

4. Use Humor to Break the Ice (or the Cold Water Spray)

Sometimes humor is your best ally. Tell them it’s like a "mini shower, but for your booty." Share a funny celebrity anecdote—"Did you know that Hollywood stars have been using these for decades? No wonder they look so happy."

My Personal Anecdote:

When I first suggested a bidet to my dad, he looked at me like I'd suggested we move to Mars. I quietly installed a Samodra bidet attachment while he was out golfing. Later that day, a scream echoed from the bathroom, followed by hysterical laughter. He emerged, sheepish but smiling, saying, "Well, that was startling—but surprisingly pleasant." Now he proudly tells all his friends he's "joined the bidet revolution."

5. The Secret Weapon: Let Them Try It

Actions speak louder than words. Install one discreetly if you must. Once your family experiences that pristine freshness firsthand, they’ll be sold. And if they're stubborn, a day without TP usually seals the deal (maybe warn them first).

Conclusion: From Skeptics to Bidet Believers

Transitioning your family to bidet use might seem daunting at first, but it doesn’t have to be weird. Present the facts, keep it light-hearted, and let the experience speak for itself. Before long, your whole family will wonder how they ever lived without it.

Be the hero your household didn’t know it needed—bring home a bidet today!